sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
how to play the sims
- make family
- build house
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
concerts are fun
until the day after WHEN YOU REALIZE NOTHING IS OKAY IT’S OVER THERE’S NO GOING BACK
I have never related to a cartoon characters as much as these two.
….me right now.
me: grandma you're like 80
buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…
DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child