victoranis:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

EVO 5, no bullshit

victoranis:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

EVO 5, no bullshit

  • Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
  • Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
  • Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis